Kommentar von anarchorik (am 09.03.2009 um 22:39 Uhr)
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13 reasons why beer is better than christianity:

1. you don't have to go to church to get beer
2. if you hear the voice of beer you're not blessed, but drunk
3. nobody will harm you if you don't drink any beer at all
4. nobody thinks he is the son of a beer
5. beer doesn't tell you when, where and how you are allowed to have sex
6. beer has never caused any armed conflicts
7. nobody enforces beer on small children who can't yet decide for themselves
8. those woh have bee won't knock an othe people's doors to share it
9. you don't have to read a book to know anything about beer
10. nobody was ever burnt, tortured or ung in the name of beer
11. you don't have to wait another 2,000 years for another beer
12. there is unquestionable evidence that beer does exist
13. if you have dedicated your whole life to beer, there are groups to help you